Is this Some Kind of Joke?"
By: Melissa Jarvis, Chief Security Officer, [RNPC]
Korg , Temporary Security Officer , [NPC]

Stardate: 58205.11 0600

Melissa entered the holodeck. The program she had called up was a replica of a Klingon training room. She had never used this program before so she did not know what to expect. It was pretty authentic looking. The walls were lines with carious Klingon weapons.

Melissa began going though Mok'bara exercises. She had not had much time to train since coming on the Zion. With he arrival of the Klingon, however, she decided to get back into practice.

"Not bad for a human," came deep voice behind her.

"You are late," she scolded the Klingon who now stood next to her and joined her in the Mok'bara exercises matching her every move. Together they worked though the exercise.

"Did you enjoy your first night about the Zion," asked Melissa.

"The accommodations are bit too soft for my tastes," he rumbled. "Nice program," he said looking around. Korg walked over to the wall and lifted a bat'leth off its pegs. He swung the weapon in a large arc. "Very good," he said.

"I just found this program in the ships library. I am not even sure who made it," said Melissa. "So far it seem very well done. Computer, create two opponents for bat'leth training." Melissa walked over to the wall and took down another bat'leth. When she turned around she was not prepared for what she saw.

Korg was stunned. Standing before him was a klingon and a Romulan. Both of them were dressed in pink shorts and black tank tops. "WHAT IS THIS," he bellowed. "This must be some kind of joke."

The pair of them looked completely ridicules. The ROmulan cleared his throat and spit on the floor. and lifted his own bat'leth in front of him.

"Eeewww, that is really disgusting. I hate it when you do that," said the Klingon in a very high pitched nasally voice." He looked at Melissa and Korg. "Ok, Let's get it on then." He held his bat'leth out in front of him with his eyes closed.

Korg began to laugh. "I am not going to waste my time fighting a poor excuse for a Klingon like you. You are a disgrace."

The Klingon looked at the ROmulan and then at himself," You don't like our clothes? I think the pink brings out our eyes. I am Cialis," he said. "This is my umm... partner V'agra. We re hear to train you."

"Shut up you stupid klingon," said V'agra. "They do not need to know our names. Let's fight." He again spat on the ground.

"I wish you would stop that," said Cialis.

Korg did not know if he should laugh at this odd couple or kill them. After thinking about it for a moment he decided to kill them and without warning swung his weapon at Cialis. Cialis for his part easily brought his blade up to parry the blow.

Melissa wasted no time and engaged V'agra. She brought her bat'leth down on him but was greeted with the clang of metal as the Romulan blocked the blow. Melissa pushed off against his bat'leth and swung again. V'agra took the initiative, stepped back and kicked Melissa in the abdomen he then launched a massive overhead chop with his bat'leth. Melissa parried the blow but it knocked her backwards and she fell to the floor.

V'agra charged his downed opponent and brought his bat'leth up for a killing blow. Melissa timed it just as he reached her she kicked out with her feet and sent the ROmulan flying over her. She got to her feet quickly and was ready to continue battle.

Korg was in a bad situation. After trading blows with Cialis he had been forced onto the defensive by several surprisingly powerful blows. Korg kicked out at the pink clad Klingon pushing him backwards. Korg stepped forward and sung his bat'leth. Cialis stepped out of the way of the blow and returned a blow if his own. Korg could not believe it. This monstrosity seemed to be perfect in every move. Every time he came with an attack Cialis countered it. As the fight continued Korg began to get frustrated and that frustration lead to a mistake. Cialis waded right in and launched several successive blows with the bat'leth. Korg lost his balance and fell. Cialis closed and with a roar brought the bat'let down and stopped an inch from Korg's head. "We are here to train you. This is your first lesson. Never judge your opponent by his appearance."

"Yeah," said V'agra, who was standing over Melissa. He launched another wad of spit to the floor. "We are here to train you. Program over." The holodeck reset back to its inactive status.

Korg got up and helped Melissa off the floor. "I think it is best that we to not speak of this with others."