Pixies Gone Wild "
By: Krystal, Hologram, [RNPC]
Maxine Lucinda Tapert, Computer Specialist, [PC]

Stardate: 58208.11 1900

Maxine stepped into her room and her eyes widened in something akin to astonished horror.

"Oh. My. God...."

She couldn't believe her eyes. Was she dreaming? Had she walked into the holodeck by mistake? The room looked like something out of a Fairy Tale Wonderland gone bad. The middle of the room had been transformed into stately ancient oak tree complete with climbing vines and all manner of small wildlife. It was also teaming with buzzing lights and twittering fae of all shapes and sizes.

Maxine watched in fascinated horror as the image shimmered a bit and a section of the tree disappeared, giving her a glimpse of parts of her desk and terminal. It was unstable and parts of it sputtered and flickered in and out of existence. The amount of power it must be drawing was enough that Engineering was going to be after her head.

"PIXIE!" Of course, she really should have been more specific as to *which* pixie she wanted, because a veritable swarm of them descended upon her, squeaking and all talking and buzzing at the same time, and showering her with a rainbow of pixie dust.

"Oh Bullocks!" Max squealed and dove into a small cave that used to look like the underside of her bed, swatting the flying pests away when they followed her. It was to no avail though, because they swarmed over her, giggling and fussing with her hair as they systematically tied it in tiny knots, braided it in tiny braids, and filled it with all manner of trinkets and feathers, bit of vines and flowers, and shiny beads. Several of the pixies and part of the 'cave' shimmered and became transparent, one of them passed through her hair as it tried to complete a knot.

"KRYSTAL!!!" she screamed out again and the pixie AI popped into view. She giggled and waved to the computer specialist.

"Hihihi! We're having a party! And we're drinking nectar! And guess what?? You'll never guess!!!" the AI giggled and turned all red.

"Make them stop!" Maxine was trying to push away the little pixies and sprites who had taken up residence in her hair and were bound and determined to give her a pixie style make-over. Her hand passed through one of them and hit the underside of the bed. "Ow.."

"Oooohhh... It looks pretty!" Krystal informed her. "I met a BOY pixie!"

"Whoa! You WHAT???"

"I met a BOY pixie!" Krystal repeated. "He doesn't have pert breasts, but he likes mine! And Maxie, guess what!!! He has a pert--"

"KRYSTAL!"

The pixie hologram blinked. "What?" Then she broke into a big grin. "You need to relax. Do you want some nectar, Maxie? Everything looks better with nectar," she informed Max sagely and then ruined the whole effect by giggling helplessly and hiccupping several times.

"Krystal... I want you to terminate this subrouti---"

"Whoops!! Gotta go!!" Krystal giggled and wiggled her fingers at Max. "I have a DATE!!! He's gonna show me the porn!" And with that, the little pixie disappeared in a puff of sparkling dust.

"Oh. My. God..."

Max groaned and covered her face with her hands. The little pixies and sprites buzzing around and working so diligently on her hair all giggled helplessly.

And then they started to sing....

"A hundred bottles of nectar on the wall... A hundred bottles of nectar.... Take one down and pass it around...."